Maria Full of Grace: Who can resist watching an attractive Mexican girl smuggling an assload of drugs into the US?
The Corpse Bride: Johnny Dep, Tim Burton & Helena Bonham Carter? What’s not to love?
Collateral: Tom Cruise hires Jamie Fox to drive him around LA so that he can kill various people. Pure genius.
Blade Trinity: Finally we can get to the Nightstalkers featuring Jessica Biel in sweaty, tight leather chaps!
Friday Night Lights: Sports the way they were meant to be played… under the threat of pain and ostracism!
Alien vs Predator: Acid-spewing aliens vs heavily armed cosmic hunters. Where do I sign up?
Hero: Wire Fu. One against thousands. Jet Li. Kick Ass!
Resident Evil: Apocalypse:My zombie fetish is insatiable. Seriously.
Saw: Danny Glover in a movie about a really twisted serial killer.
Suspect Zero: A fantastic script that I read about a year ago. Since then, they’ve fucked it up because some of the pricipals involved got “cold feet” over some of the content. This is one of those train-wreck, can’t help but watching type things for me.