I make my living on the Internet. Without it, I don’t make money. I’ve had intermittant access since around December 30th and when I do have access, it’s dialup. In my opinion, anyone who still uses dialup probably sports a mullet, drives a camaro and eats at McDonalds regularly. I have an even lower opinion of people who still use AOL (which I think now stands for Another Online Loser).
I’ve been on the unfortunate end of a dialup connection the last few days and little pieces of me die each time I log in. While it is better than nothing at all, I would rather have my skin carved from my body and dipped in an alcohol bath repeatedly than to use a dialup connection for a prolonged period of time. Anyone who can do it either has the patience of Job or the intelligence of a box of rocks. right now I can’t decide which offends me more.
Who wants a GMAIL account? I have 12 to give. I’m starting to believe that gmail invitations are like herpes… just when you think you’ve gotten rid of them, you get another dose.