seven ways to sunday

This is my brain laid bare. It is used not only for quoting Descartes, but also figuring out the tip on a $167 bar tab.

It has been variously reported that humans use only 10% of their brains. Depending on who you listen to, that 10% statement started life as a misquote of Albert Einstein OR as a misinterpretation of Pierre Flourens work in the 1800s. Of course, I know this cannot be true. I know this simply because I use 100% of my brain 100% of the time. There is NEVER a point in time, conscious or unconscious, in which my brain lies unused in its brain pan.

Lately I have begun to track my massive brains average daily useage. For instance this week, here is the breakdown:

9% of the time I was thinking about the Padres
25% of the time I was thinking about the Hula Honeys
12% of the time I was thinking about How I Met Your Mother
13% of the time I was thinking about  my girlfriend
19% of the time I was thinking about How to track my brain useage
8% of the time I was thinking about the Dewey Decimal System
4% of the time I was thinking about Hex Codes for Orange
3% of the time I was thinking about Emily Deschanel
5% of the time I was thinking about my screenplay
2% of the time I was thinking about obscure Descartes quotes
1% of the time I was thinking about blogging