Inherently Different

The One About Confessions

“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned. It has been 20 years since my last confession.” “Go on my son.” “In the name of the father, and of the son, and of the holy spirit… Last week I was guilty of a number of the deadly sins.” “Yes?” “First I was guilty of sloth. I … Read more

The One About Desktops

In The One Where You Control The Vertical I asked that you submit requests for images that revealed a little more about me. Toni, an early adopter if ever there was one, asks for me to reveal my desktop. Not knowing which desktop she wanted (my office, kitchen table, or physical computer), I opted to … Read more

The One About Condoleeza Rice

This just in… According to sources at CNN, Secretary of State nominee Condoleeza Rice is being admitted into a hospital for a minor surgical procedure today… my sources reveal she is finally getting a heart.

The One Where I Would Do Things Differently

Ever sit back and wonder what you would do differently if you had the chance? I’m not much on regret as I’ve always done pretty much whatever I’ve thought best even if it wasn’t exactly what I wanted. Yet, sometimes I do wonder what or where I would be if I had turned left instead … Read more

The One About Stats

This Just In: More than 90% of the top 77% of voters who have considered 54% of the issues in this election find that 30% of their mental capacity is confused by as much as 88% of the media coverage. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming which may or may not be … Read more

The One About Those Damn Yankees

I’m a sports fanatic. In fact, I’ve attended a few World Series games, two Superbowls, a Sugar Bowl, a fiesta bowl, a Stanley Cup Final, an Indoor Soccer Championship, an IHL championship, a AVP Tour Championship, and a Championship Boxing match. To counterbalance the collection of athletes and teams I root for, I have an … Read more