Our parking space is next to the parking space of someone who is a cockknocker. This piece of shit can’t park to save his life. You’d think he was a 16 year old girl considering how poorly he parks… at the very least he seems to show little consideration for whether or not we can get into our parking space.
I really dislike people who can’t be bothered to show even the slightest amount of consideration for others.
Now, before you remind me that I am an admitted asshole, know that I am a considerate asshole first and foremost. It is only when you exhibit certain unsavory behaviors that I will unleash the full power of my malevolence. I’m like a Sith Lord… Darth Asshole if you will. My powers granted by the darkside are far superior to those of mere mortals. I could crush him like a nerf herder if I wanted to.
Alas, it is hard to hide bodies here on Maui. Otherwise this cockknocker would be the first in a long line of fucktards I excise the gene pool.