I’ve been thinking a lot about the mainland. I have discussed this many times with the Red Queen. I think it is time to move back and perhaps (choke, cough, gasp) get back to working for the man.
I will give myself 365 days in which to find a way to avoid the mainland. Through crook or by hook, if anyone can find a way to avoid something, it is I (or is it me?).
So perhaps I will detail my struggle to avoid the mainland over the course of the next 365 days.