I am of the very firm belief that latin women are crazier than shit house rats. That isn’t a racist comment, but a point of fact. I doubt there are as many crazy ass women in this world of other races combined as there are of crazy ass latin women.
Before you quickly dismiss me as a racist, I am speaking from a very real place of understanding. First and foremost, I have, in my life, been exposed to more crazy women than I care to admit. The truth is, that I spent the better part of my life being in relationships with crazy women of all races, but NOT ONE has ever come close to being as down right, under the outhouse burrow crazy as the latin women I have known. Of course, if latin women are the craziest on the planet, clearly my mother is their queen.
On the scale of crazy latin women, Mexican women are the absolute pinnacle of bugshit nutty. We’re talking "cut-your-penis-off-with-a-dull-rusty-pen-knife-while-you’re-sleeping" crazy here folks… EVERY SINGLE ILL BEGOTTEN ONE OF THEM. If you’re a Mexican woman and you’re reading this, yes, I am talking about you. You may hide it well, but down deep, where the meds can’t reach, you’re just one chipped Lee press-on nail away from killing a busload of tourists.
I know some of you may think I’m joking around, but I am in all god’s honest truth deadly serious. My gf and I talk about it all the time as she works with a Mexican woman who is perhaps my mother’s long lost sister (and to make things even more interesting, in an odd coincidental way, she shares my last name). She asks me why I don’t date latina women and I have to tell her of my experiences from the top down. My mother, my aunt (my father’s sister), a few female friends, a number of female business associates… all of them, without exception have done something that truly defies any attempt at rationalization. From killing the pet of a current boyfriend to setting an ex’s car on fire, these women could teach charles manson a thing or two about mental instability.
God forbid you are anything other than latin man married to a latin woman. Chances are you will have at one time or another considered matricide. Latin men, having been raised by latin women, are most likely better prepared for the straight-jacket wacko a latina is capable of. If you are currently married to a latina, first, I am sorry. Second, buy a gun, hide it, and prepare for the worst.
I would imagine if you visited a female prison for the criminally insane, it will be filled for the most part with latin women… and the hannibal lecter face mask wearing nut job buried in the darkest, lowest level will most likely be a Mexican.
Someday i should write a book about what I know about Mexican women. It would be the best selling horror novel of all time.