The One About Internet Access
I make my living on the Internet. Without it, I don’t make money. I’ve had intermittant access since around December 30th and when I do have access, it’s dialup. In my opinion, anyone who still uses dialup probably sports a mullet, drives a camaro and eats at McDonalds regularly. I have an even lower opinion […]
The One About Delusions of Grandeur
I just ended up on a blog written by a woman who considers herself a princess. I realized that I’ve landed on a number of blogs in the past year or so that claim to be written by self-entitled “princesses” (what’s the plural of a princess? princei?). I did a search… somewhere in the vicinity […]
The One About Breaking Up
A friend of mine just broke up with her boyfriend of 2.5 years. Amazingly, I’ve been quite supportive and not my usual tough love kinda self. If you’ve read any of my advice posts in the past you’ll wonder if I’m channelling Mother Teresa. The truth is, I can sympathize with her because I was […]
The One Where I Give Advice
A few posts ago I mentioned I was going to start answering some reader mail. No joke. I’m gonna start an advice column called, “A Swift Kick in the Pants” Here are the first few… From: mojo [xxxxxxxx@yahoo.com] To: Monkey_Diarist [monkeydiarist@gmail.com] Date: Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:14:38 -0700 (PDT) Subject: What the fuck do you […]
Girl Who Cried Wolf
Audrey Seiler is, by all accounts, a typical college student. Like all college students she finds pressure to get good grades, to socialize and to find her place in a chaotic collection of individuals inside the University system. There are many things you can do to stand out and it is looking more and more […]
Loquisha to Checkout
This isn’t about race. It is about intellect, respect and more importantly, parenting. 90% of the social ills we experience on a day to day basis are directly related to parenting, most of it bad.
Dear Edge…
I answer all my own email. Seriously. Some people believe that I make this stuff up but I’m not that creative… ask my ex-boss at ASW. Here are some recent emails and the thoughtfully direct help I gave them: