You know something that I can’t get my head around? Dumb fuckers who are buzz killers. I know, kind of vague, but I didn’t want to miss anyone. Here are the dumb fuckers who I would slap the shit out of if I was ever presented with the opportunity…
10. Anyone who throws pies as a political statement
09. Anyone who thinks that PETA is right
08. Vegans
07. War protesters angry over the death of people who signed up to… well, possibly die in a war.
06. Political bloggers.
05. People who say, “Woot!”
04. Religious extremists
03. Rosie O
02. Gangsta rappers who make music long after they’re dead.
01. Neil Young.
Maybe you’re scratching your head at that last one. Ok, I can understand how it is confusing, so I’ll fill you in. Neil Young is many things, but a role model for a rock band? No thanks. He single handedly ruined what could have possibly been the greatest rock and roll band of all time. Pearl Jam.