sweet dreams (are made of this)

I had the most interesting dream. I don’t usually have free-form dreams. Which is to say that I don’t usually dream about things that I don’t control. Before I go to bed, I think about something and that is what I dream about… oftentimes I dream I am writing an article or a few pages … Read more

demon days

My GF’s mother is visiting us here on Maui for the next two weeks. With that declaration I give you: Top 10 Things You Shouldn’t Say To Your GF’s Devoutly Religious Mother Who Also Believes I Should Settle Down and Marry Her Daughter. 10. (Unlike you) I don’t believe in profitting from someone’s death. 09. … Read more

goodbye stranger

HAHAHAHAHA! I’ve just been banned from commenting on someone’s blog! And let me see if I can be motivated to care beyond simply making fun of the dumbass… nope. Posting about it here is as much effort as I can muster. I need to decide whether to upgrade my typepad account. It is up in … Read more

the collector

I am a nerd. Not a closet one, but a full-blown nerd. I know this unequivocally because I fit the profile. I write articles about technology, I have three computers (one of them a Macintosh), I read scientific articles, I like genetics, quantum physics, and most importantly, I read graphic novels. Oh, it all started … Read more

how to be invisible

I disappear sometimes. Not in any real way, that’s impossible of course. I disappear from expectations and from responsibility. I’ve done it a various times in my life and find myself doing it again lately. Hence the long periods without much going on here on this old blog. I’ve been writing a blog for a … Read more

bus stop boxer

"The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility." – Brooks Atkinson (1894 – 1984 Some people have a very difficult time making decisions. I am not one of them. Since I could remember I have been able to make hard decisions the instant a problem arises … Read more

aerial

I woke up today and forgot where I was. Perhaps this is the early stages of alzheimer’s? It was momentary, but still disorienting to wake up and not know why you are waking up in a strange place. Of course, as soon as I saw my gf, I remembered where I was. When I was … Read more

enjoy the silence

Taking a short break… um, not that you can tell since I’ve posted so infrequently lately… just have some work to do. As always though, available through email! ciao.

hooker with a penis

In case you guys don’t know this, for the last 8 months or so, I’ve spent more time building web sites than I have writing for my old publisher. Over the last two months, I’ve been working on building a web site for what I believe is THE client from hell… THC for short. THC … Read more

satan is my motor

My favorite joke of all time? I’m glad you asked! (can you tell I’m dredging the bottom of the barrel for content for my blog?) Two cannibals are sitting in a clearing eating a clown. The first cannibal says to the second cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?" Yeah, this is just one of … Read more