Inherently Different

(you gotta) fight for your right to party

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There is an article in the most recent rolling stone about Jack Abramoff, the super lobbyist who has suddenly thrown Washington into full on scramble mode. Scrambling because they don’t want to be listed as Abramoff supporters, which is a good idea since the fucker was convicted of a number of crimes including fraud and … Read more

goodbye stranger

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HAHAHAHAHA! I’ve just been banned from commenting on someone’s blog! And let me see if I can be motivated to care beyond simply making fun of the dumbass… nope. Posting about it here is as much effort as I can muster. I need to decide whether to upgrade my typepad account. It is up in … Read more

everybody wants to rule the world

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6togo recently posted a link to a website called hollabacknyc (i won’t link it to avoid giving this moronic blog more publicity than it deserves)… you’d think it was something fun, carefree, ghetto… whatever, but it isn’t… it is a rather misguided attempt to give voice to “street harassment.” I say misguided because you don’t … Read more

here comes the rain

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When we first moved to Maui, it rained. A lot. In fact, it rained like it was never going to stop for a time. And when I say it rained, I don’t mean that light, sprinkling rain you get on the mainland. I’m talking 40-days/40-nights type precipitation. It doesn’t start slowly, build up, peak, and … Read more

the collector

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I am a nerd. Not a closet one, but a full-blown nerd. I know this unequivocally because I fit the profile. I write articles about technology, I have three computers (one of them a Macintosh), I read scientific articles, I like genetics, quantum physics, and most importantly, I read graphic novels. Oh, it all started … Read more

how to be invisible

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I disappear sometimes. Not in any real way, that’s impossible of course. I disappear from expectations and from responsibility. I’ve done it a various times in my life and find myself doing it again lately. Hence the long periods without much going on here on this old blog. I’ve been writing a blog for a … Read more

king of the mountain part II

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As I stated before, I love fucking with people… and the internet scammer who sent me a message previously has responded to my romantic queries…

Dear Random Internet Email Addressee,

Many thanks for your urgent response to my proposal. I have all documentations to back us up to ensure smooth conclussion of the Transaction. So there is non room for doubt. All I need from you is your Indepted interest and Maximum support. The expenses that will incur in this deal,will be treated by the both of us.Percentage will not be our problem.All we have to think about is how to bring the money out of the Sampet security company.

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king of the mountan

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I love to fuck with people. I love to fuck with people who cheat even more… a few days ago I received one of those phishing emails that you occasionally get… you know the kind where some "barrister" from Nigeria or Zimbabwe emails you and lets you know that 1) a distant family member has died; and 2) you stand to inherit a vast sum of money.

The following is the message I received and my response… let’s see where it goes… if anywhere.

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It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp

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My Academy Award Picks for 2006! Lot’s of long shots this year: Best Picture: Crash Best Director: George Clooney for Good Night, and Good Luck. Best Actor: Philip Seymour Hoffman for Capote Best Actress: Judi Dench for Mrs. Henderson Presents Best Supporting Actress: Michelle Williams for Brokeback Mountain Best Original Screenplay: Crash – Paul Haggis … Read more

bus stop boxer

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"The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility." – Brooks Atkinson (1894 – 1984 Some people have a very difficult time making decisions. I am not one of them. Since I could remember I have been able to make hard decisions the instant a problem arises … Read more