e! For Limey @ Collected Whines 1. You are a pretty resilient fellow.2. My Way (sex pistols version)3. Iman (well, she’s good enough for David Bowie!)4. Where’s Your Passport?5. Reading the post that detailed exactly what happened to you and thinking, "What a twit!" Then reading more, and realizing that you’re a fucking genius, and an … Read more
For Pea @ up the junction 1. If I ever need to hide proceeds from my drug sales, I’m borrowing your pants.2. Go!3. Cherry4. You one haole girl, yeah?5. Your post about Howard Jones on Hit Me Baby One More Time… brought back memories long surpressed due to drug-addled loss of data from my mind.6. … Read more
For my friend Sparkle (aka Kellie) 1. Why would you buy a fricking horse when a boathouse in Key West would have been better?2. St. Elmo’s Fire3. Butterscotch4. <pinkerton>Riggggghhhhhttttt!</pinkerton>5. Ignoring you as I passed by your cubicle for two straight weeks until you begged to be my friend.6. Heroin: A hard habit to break.7. Did … Read more
For Meimur @ Socially Inept 1. I wonder what she had for breakfast today?2. Farenheit 9/113. Blueberry4. More Inhuman Than Human5. The Haiku’s you wrote on your blog constantly while in college (which you don’t do very often anymore I might add).6. Methamphetamine: Amp up, come down, repeat.7. When will you get back to posting … Read more
For Dawn @ Chai & Apple Pie 1. Super Model looks coupled with Super Genius intellect? Who knew that was even possible?2. Aeon Flux3. Strawberry4. America’s Finest City is pretty boring if you’re a teen.5. Comments on another blog that led me back to Chai & Apple Pie.6. Opium: Exotic and Enlightening.7. How hard was … Read more
I’ve stated publicly that this blog would never revert to posting memes… I figure memes are best used by people who don’t have something else to write about… I always have something to write about, despite the fact that I’m posting less frequently than I used to. Of course, as the saying goes, “the best … Read more
There are a lot of dumb fuckers out there in the ether. After my last post I wanted to see what people say about terrorism, islam, christianity, and related topics. A good portion of the blogs that fall on either side of the fence are from people who clearly have little understanding to temper their … Read more
A new feature here on the Monkey Diaries… the haiku movie review!
The Wedding Crashers:
vaughn and wilson star
oh how you two make me laugh
make another one quick
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory:
oh charlie bucket
why so sad my little friend?
depp steal your girl too?
March of the Penguins
flightless birds are funny
even if the birds don’t fly
the movie soars high
I posted a comment on a blog I found through the comments on Chai & Apple Pie (if you don’t read Dawn’s blog, you should… funny, enlightening and entertaining) early today and it was removed. The blog is written by a Pakastani woman and the particular post was a response to another commenter who may … Read more
The Killers rock in ways that other bands can only wish to emulate. My favorite song on Hot Fuss is All These Things That I’ve Done. I guess I can relate to the lyrics right now for a variety of reasons.
My interpretation of the lyrics? Well, I’m glad you asked. On the one hand, the song is about who you are, who you want to be, and asking help from those around you to reach your goals. I don’t ask for help. I never ask for help. The Red Queen has at one time or another pleaded with me to ask for help… to ask for… anything… something. I’d apologize, but I don’t know what to apologize for in this instance… For those of you tuning in late, I raised myself because my mother was a virtual no show for my formative years. I actually don’t really mind that particular period of my life since it made me independent and virtually maintenance free.