Inherently Different

poison ivy

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I call bullshit… This is obviously a marketing scam for an upcoming book or movie. It is just too complete… from the initial mentions of how her best friend and husband get along so well and she loves that they do, to the relatively infrequent posts that went from the intial post until the youtube … Read more

touch, peel and stand

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I’ve been considering a change in hosting companies and over the course of the last six months, I’ve checked out some options… all the while giving my current hosting company an opportunity to change my mind. I’ve sent email after email to get some help on a variety of different problems, the most notable of … Read more

bottle of rum

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It’s time for another installment of the haiku movie review! Pirates of the Carribean 2: Dead Man’s ChestThose naughty piratesare at it again you say?Depp will steal my girl! Nacho LibreOh that fatty Black!So good with the pratfall yes?Even in spanglish!

smiley faces

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Personally I think the worst thing that could have happened to people of color is the anti-racism movement. Granted, the 60s civil rights movement was important and necessary, but over the last 40 years, that movement has become less about ensuring equality, and more about shaming people into complying with socially accepted behavior. Aside from … Read more

how soon is now?

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Oh man… I’ve spent the last twenty minutes just laughing my ass off… I am a web dev for a number of companies and small businesses and one of the many things they have me do is suggest domain names if they a) do not currently have a domain, b) have a business name that … Read more

in your room

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Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last month, you’ve at least heard about Net Neutrality. For those flattened folks have indeed spent a major portion of June and July under the weight of a large boulder, Net Neutrality is essentially the first amendment of the internet. It assures that all websites, regardless … Read more

the sentinel

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Sometimes I get really random people IM’ing me. I don’t like to immediately dismiss these tools because sometimes a nugget or two of comedy can ensue with little effort… such much time, so little to show for it. Random_IM_Guy: HeyMe: HelloRandom_IM_Guy: What are you doing?Me: Who are you?Random_IM_Guy: ScottMe: OkRandom_IM_Guy: I’m trying to figure out … Read more

American Pie

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I am of the very firm belief that latin women are crazier than shit house rats. That isn’t a racist comment, but a point of fact. I doubt there are as many crazy ass women in this world of other races combined as there are of crazy ass latin women. Before you quickly dismiss me … Read more

Vicarious

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In response to Chai & Apple Pie’s recent post, I thought I should help you, my faithful minions, serve internet morons a piece of humble pie… Please email this to any religious zealots you know: Dear Fellow Christian Soldier,I just heard that FOX will be forced to discontinue "24" for depicting terrorists as Muslim in … Read more