hooker with a penis

In case you guys don’t know this, for the last 8 months or so, I’ve spent more time building web sites than I have writing for my old publisher. Over the last two months, I’ve been working on building a web site for what I believe is THE client from hell… THC for short. THC … Read more

satan is my motor

My favorite joke of all time? I’m glad you asked! (can you tell I’m dredging the bottom of the barrel for content for my blog?) Two cannibals are sitting in a clearing eating a clown. The first cannibal says to the second cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?" Yeah, this is just one of … Read more

oops, I did it again

I was going to post a video journal, but for some reason, it craps out in the middle… just when I’m explaining how my video would be better than limey’s because I, unlike him, have mastered the English language. I’m trying to work it out so please be patient. On a more successful note, I’ve … Read more

everyone deserves music

As stated previously, I’ve created a mp3 music player that you can use on your blogs. Implementation is a bit tricky and until I have a few hours to customize the player in different colors, you can play with this one. If you aren’t familiar with the upload file feature on your typepad blog, shoot … Read more

one more time

This could very well deteriorate into a chicken vs egg argument, but Laura (daxahol) made some rather interesting points in her comments to my Useful Idiot post. The big question is: Does the print media control the broadcast media or is the broadcast media controlling the print media… Even if we had an answer to … Read more

prototype

You’ll notice that almost immediately upon load, music starts playing. The most current working version of the monkey music radio player is on your left. I’m just learning to work with actionscripting so, be gentle with your critique. I know, the other one was nifty, but it was cumbersome to change music. This new one … Read more

Moving Pictures

My Top 5 Films of 2005 05. The Wedding Crashers 04. Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire 03. History of Violence 02. Crash 01. King Kong Discuss?

seven nation army

There are two stories that I have always been fascinated by. The first is the history of the aztecs and maya. The second is the history of king kamehameha. While Duane “the rock” Johnson is awaiting a viable script to play the title role in Kamehameha, Mel Gibson has satisfied (at least theoretically) my request … Read more

useful idiot

There are a couple of things wrong with this news story. The first is that any time I hear women complain that media is responsible for creating unrealistic perceptions of the female form, I have to mention that most of the fashion media is directed by women. In fact, the most influential fashion media, women’s … Read more

little things

It’s almost the end of the year. I’ve composed a list of things I want to do. This isn’t a Resolutions type list because lets face it, resolutions are made to be broken and I have no intention of resolving to do these things… I just wish to do them at some point. I have … Read more