e! Our parking space is next to the parking space of someone who is a cockknocker. This piece of shit can’t park to save his life. You’d think he was a 16 year old girl considering how poorly he parks… at the very least he seems to show little consideration for whether or not we can … Read more
I’m having an argument with myself. As is usually the case in such situations, I’m winning and losing at the same time. "I’m bored with these links." "Well, just delete them all. Start over." "Some of these people link me! I can’t just delete their links." "Why not? What makes you think the links on … Read more
I posted a comment on another blog recently and it drove a few people to visit me here. Now, I usually post comments using an email address that I created specifically for such instances. Not because I’m afraid of getting spam, but because the Internet never forgets. I still can google comments that I made … Read more
Did I mention that I would no longer censor myself? Perhaps I should have also mentioned that I would take that particular show on the road and not censor my comments on my favorite blogs… too late, I guess. Sorry I caused a ruckus on your blog Limey… I’m pretty sure at least one of … Read more
I like zombies. Anyone who pays attention to the way I operate will probably say, “It figures.” See, I believe zombies are the perfect human machines*. No longer tied to the rules that hold humanity back, zombies are free to explore the undiscovered territory of their potential. Humans are, by and large, held back by … Read more
Date: September 26, 2004 12:19From: monkeydiarist@gmail.comTo: Buzzine MagazineImportance: MediumSubject: Horrible grammar! Message: I just paid a visit to your Website and watched an ad for the Buzzine Photo Galleries. The copy in the banner read, "Amazing exclusive photo’s from movie set’s and more. Check them out in the Buzzine Galleries!" Maybe English is your second … Read more
I’ve begun to censor myself. I don’t know when it began, but I know that I’ve done it to a certain extent. Some of you may be thinking, “er, no… he says some pretty fucked up shit, so he can’t possibly be censoring himself!” Well, it is true, and well… I’m not going to to … Read more
I don’t hold anything sacred. Seriously. Nothing immediately comes to mind that I’d get offended by. Everyone has opinions and even if those opinions differ greatly from what I believe, I won’t think less of you or get angry at you because you disagree with my position. I can have a heated discussion/argument about religion, … Read more
An excerpt from my novel, “Mother’s Of Invention” She was born in a two room shack in the middle of the Sonora desert. The daughter of a dirt farmer, she grew up money poor, but family rich. The youngest in a family of eight, she dreamed of the bigger and better things her older siblings … Read more