Many new readers have sent me messages about my pretty small blogroll… actually, links to other blogs are pretty light in general. This isn’t due to, as some would believe, “jealousy” and “playa hating,” but because just about every blog in the blogosphere gets more traffic than I do, so I doubt a link on … Read more
I’ve built a blog so you can follow along in my quest to write 50.000 words in 30 days. Remember, the words don’t necessarily have to combine to create a well-crafted, thoroughly engaging novel… the words just need to pile up until there are 50,000 of them consecutively placed somewhere. I think even I can … Read more
I’m a sports fanatic. In fact, I’ve attended a few World Series games, two Superbowls, a Sugar Bowl, a fiesta bowl, a Stanley Cup Final, an Indoor Soccer Championship, an IHL championship, a AVP Tour Championship, and a Championship Boxing match. To counterbalance the collection of athletes and teams I root for, I have an … Read more
The Red Queen is sending me out to get fast food for breakfast. Yeah, sorry. Slow Monkey Diary day.
As I mentioned on snazzykat’s blog, an idle mind is the devil’s workshop. Throw in the fact that I’m still relatively under the influence of a heroin* binge, and what happened this morning might make more sense. I was sitting on the couch as the Red Queen was getting ready for work trying to keep … Read more
I know that much has been written about how men and women interact. In fact, books have been written from both sides of the skirmish line and most of them are full of shit. Whether you believe that Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus (horseshit) or that Rules exist to capture the … Read more
Have any of you ever participated in National Novel Writing Month? I’m about to sign up and throw down 50,000 words in 30 days. Have you noticed my infrequent posts here and think, “No way. Not even if he had a team of monkeys could this hack hope to push out a novel in 30 … Read more
Do any of you watch this show? The Red Queen and a few friends were watching it last night after dinner. It reminded me of David Lynch’s Twin Peaks only with desperate housewives as opposed to quirky killers. I’m not sure I’ll watch it again, but it does at least instill a sense of hope … Read more
After being a member of BlogExplosion for a week or so, I’ve come to understand the blogosphere a little bit better… or at least as it pertains to BlogExplosion bloggers. These bloggers seem to fall into a few categories: The Link Pimp: This blogger is a former abuser of email memes. Now instead of forwarding … Read more
Woman #!: Hey! I haven’t seen you since you broke up with Devin! Woman #2: Yeah, well, I’ve been keeping to myself lately. Woman #1 looks down at what Woman #2 is buying which just happens to be a big cucumber and a container of whipped cream. Woman #1: Er, umm… yeah? Well, good for … Read more