Our parking space is next to the parking space of someone who is a cockknocker. This piece of shit can’t park to save his life. You’d think he was a 16 year old girl considering how poorly he parks… at the very least he seems to show little consideration for whether or not we can … Read more
There are few things that can push me over the edge as quickly as indecision. I can accept it from children because they lack experience, but once you’ve been around the block a time or two all bets are off. Another thing I find annoying is standing in line, but standing in line is even … Read more
Does anyone else out there ever worry about whether our civilization is becoming too homogenized? This prevailing question infiltrates my daily existence. Over the last ten years, we have become a society that deems everything offensive. Gone are the days when you could joke around about ethnicity or sexuality without disturbing someone’s increasingly fragile sensitivities. … Read more
Few can argue that there are plenty of reasons for disliking Michael Jackson. Aside from being richer than most Americans, which is reason enough, he is a few buckets short of a full load. If I was a parent, I wouldn’t let my kid be alone with him, but not because I think he’ll touch … Read more
I don’t usually comment on blogs I find on blogexplosion, but I couldn’t help myself. I posted this on a blog I found. I’m not a fan of rap music… I think most of it is crap from a musical perspective. As social commentary, it doesn’t do much either… but then again, neither does country. … Read more
I gained a great deal of weight after my move here and found myself with very little motivation to exercise regularly. Of course, once I started to see myself in the mirror, I knew it was time to do something. I’ve lost a few pounds in the last few months and I didn’t really do … Read more
I know this is the day where we’re all supposed to be good. Of course, if I did that, I’d be a hypocrite. Some less than suitable observations on Christmas Day: 1. Why is William Hung famous? Doesn’t anyone notice that he looks a lot like Corky from Life Goes On? The guy is more … Read more
Walking around here on Maui, I’m not reminded very often that it is late December much less that we’re knee deep in the hypocrisy of Christmas. I can’t say that my utter contempt for this particular holiday and the fact that it isn’t a big a deal here had much to do with my decision … Read more
Now that a jury of peers has found Scott Peterson guilty of murdering his wife and unborn child and agreed that the death penalty is warranted, the appeal process will prevent justice from being served for at least 10 years. If you ask me, being on death row for that long is more cruel and … Read more